You're invited to the (FREE)

Talking Shit Masterclass! 

 

It’s finally time to see why elimination diets, tests, supplements, and rigid wellness rules haven't resolved your gut symptoms and exactly how to heal your gut without any of that, and make it stick this time. 

Monday, July 20th @ 2–3:30pm Mountain (replay available after) 

BONUS FOR LIVE ATTENDEES: One of you will win a Gut Goddess Nutrition Audit + 1 bottle of Belly Bliss Bitters. $255 worth of reasons to actually show up live, plus 30 minutes of live Q&A.

Let’s talk shit, see you inside! - Madisen, The Gut Goddess

What's inside? Is this me though?

 

The Talking Shit Masterclass breaks down why you're still having reflux, gas, bloat, constipation, diarrhea, IBS, IBD, food sensitivities, or that mystery gut symptom that's no test could explain.

It's time to make it make sense, because you're eating cleaner, stacking supplements, regulating your nervous system, going non-tox but you’re the healthiest sick person you know. And what’s still looming in the background is…is this working? am I doing enough? what am I missing?

 

Spoiler: it's not your fault, your fiber or that your produce isn’t 100% organic.  

 

This masterclass is for the person who's done waiting on conventional medicine, and done drowning in wellness culture noise: your gut instinct was right. Neither one has the full answer. Truth is, yes, you can heal your gut without all the wellness bullshit or healing turning into a full-time job.

 

Here's what we're cutting through the crap on inside:

  • The #1 reason you're still symptomatic even though you're doing so much right on paper, and why it has nothing to do with how clean you eat, what's in your supplement stack, or how non-tox your candles are.
  • How I went from IBS, chronic bloat, SIBO 3x, and two "safe" foods (cooked leafy greens and nuts, living my best rabbit-food life) to eating everything, ditching most supplements, and never doing another elimination diet again. Plus the exact approach that lets you do the same.
  • Why your labs keep coming back "normal," or why treating the abnormal ones hasn't actually changed how you feel, and where root causes actually hide when they're not showing up on a blood or stool test.
  • Every way elimination diets quietly backfire, making your gut more fragile with every food you cut. Plus the gut-healing principles no diet will ever mention: the ones that make healing possible even while eating real pizza, croissants and drinking your daily latte. 
  • Why you keep adding more to your wellness ‘to-do’ list, and how that keeps you playing symptom whack-a-mole instead of using one streamlined approach that clears every symptom, at the root, all at once.
  • Why "I'll do that once I'm healed enough" is actually the thing standing between you and healing, and how dinner out, the vacation, the foods you genuinely love can become part of the healing, not the reward after.

What you walk away with:

  • Clarity to see why your gut healing efforts aren't working (and the relief of knowing exactly why it's not your fault)
  • 5 non-extreme gut healing shifts you can start implementing tomorrow (no, this isn't another fear based food rule or parasite cleanse with an affiliate code)
  • The one thing that has to shift before any food, supplement, or protocol can actually work, and why skipping it is why nothing's stuck
  • One (or a lot) of ah-ha moments where you understand why avoiding foods is what's making your gut more fragile to foods and stress, not less
  • Confidence (and trust) that more testing, more supplements, and eating "perfectly" was never going to be the answer
  • A refined bullshit detector on which new protocols, supplements, and gut trends are worth your energy, and permission to let the rest go, guilt-free (RIP to the $75 greens powders)

 

That's the masterclass. Here's the fine print, baby.

 

BONUS FOR LIVE ATTENDEES: Because I love connecting with you all in real time, one live attendee will win a Gut Goddess Nutrition Audit + 1 bottle of Belly Bliss Bitters. $255 worth of reasons to actually show up live.

Stick around after for 30 minutes of live Q&A and bring your weirdest gut question.

Let’s talk shit, see you inside!

 

- Madisen, The Gut Goddess

Okay yes get me inside!