NEXT COHORT STARTS OCT 12th 2026!

Gut Goddess

                                       

End elimination diets, ditch soul sucking protocols and heal your gut without the wellness bullshit.

 

A 5-week accelerator to heal without fear, expand your diet, and build a gut that stays calm while you eat everything and go anywhere.

(Like a Gut Goddess, obviously.)

I already know I want in!

You're here because you’re...

 

Exhausted being let down by everything they said would work. Testing that leaves you with more fear or no answers, foods to cut, and handfuls of supplements — none of it actually resolving anything more than a couple months. 

 Burnt out on protocols. The ones that demand perfection and call it wellness, supplement lists taped to your fridge and the constant background hum of "am I doing enough?" You know this isn't what healing is supposed to feel like.

 

but you haven't given up the dream. 

The one where you trust your gut enough to book the Italy trip, devour the croissant, savor the gelato without popping handfuls of supplements or mapping out a 30-day gut 'reset' after.

 

Why that isn't your reality (yet) has nothing to do with you and everything to do with the gut healing framework you were handed.

 

The conventional world tosses you generic advice and meds. The holistic world gave you more diagnosis, fear, foods to cut, toxins to blame, and a never-ending list of wellness rules to follow.

Different packaging, same vibe, same broken premise: that your gut is fragile, food and toxins are the enemy, this is just your reality and healing requires opting out of normal life.

 

Nobody taught you what actually builds a gut that stays chill while you eat Indian food, 5 types of cheese from the charcuterie board and dessert (all in one night!), bounces back after a spontaneous roadtrip weekend, and doesn't unravel because you forgot your supplements one day.

That version of health? Doesn't exist in either of those worlds, I know because I spent years looking for it there.

yes I have too and I'm done!

A decade of failed diets and restrictive protocols. Walking away from it all was the best (& scariest) thing I did.

 

I had IBS, chronic bloat, SIBO 3x, acne, anxiety, constipation, a food sensitivity list that grew by the month.

On paper, I was the picture of health. In real life, this was my reality...

  • A toxic relationship with foods I used to love (fruit, bread, dessert)
  • Always on a new "healing" protocol that left me more afraid of food and life, not less 
  • A gut that only felt okay when I was on a rigid diet, to bed by 9pm and taking 5+ supplements every meal

So in 2019, without anything left to restrict, detox from or avoid, I decided to break every wellness rule I followed.

 

And that's when I went from 2 safe foods, supplements galore and gut healing being the most stressful part of my day, to eating everything, forgetting to take supplements and having a gut that digests even real pizza without fear or a flare.

 

Gut Goddess is walking you through exactly how I got here.

I already know I want this, take me to next steps!

I tried a lot, but always within the same frameworks where... 

Fear is the motivation...

but healing has to be built on self trust. The perfect protocol fails if the energy behind is from stress or following someone else's rigid rules.

 


Symptoms are problems to fix...

but they're actually the most important data you have. Root causes aren't on labs, they're in the stories your symptoms are telling.

 


Avoidance and perfection is the strategy…

but restriction never built a resilient gut. Cutting out food, toxins, your in-laws, without understanding why you react just makes your life smaller and distrust in your body deeper.

 


Every symptom gets its own fix…

but no symptom ever happens in isolation. Sync the whole system and everything clears at once. No more juggling protocols or more rules for every. single. symptom.

 


Gut healing comes first, life comes second…

but the things you were told to postpone are the medicine. The eat-without-fear, adventurous life isn't getting in the way of gut healing, it IS the way.

Gut Goddess burns down what never worked and builds out what does, so you finally feel the…

 

Relief of a gut that adapts. Road trips, chaotic wedding weekends, late-night movie snacks — without quietly unbuttoning your pants or disappearing to the bathroom between courses.

 

Pleasure of all foods. Coffee, fruit, potatoes, birthday cake, your dad's famous chocolate chip cookies — no healthified fake versions or bracing for aftermath.

 

Lightness of a life that doesn't orbit your gut. An easy perfect poop after years of constipation. Saying HELL YES to dinner plans and ordering what sounds good vs. what feels safe (aka no more chicken + salad)

 

Mental load, lifted. Quiet the wellness chatter so there's room for more...the friend you keep meaning to call, the crochet project, the trail you've bookmarked.

 

One method that covers all of it. No more juggling separate rules for reflux, gas, bloating, and diarrhea. Enough structure to address it all at once but flexible to fit *real life*.

I'm IN, take me to checkout

Those are the beliefs Gut Goddess is rooted in and the 5 phases I’ve guided hundreds of clients through that turn them from inspiring ideas to how you heal. 

The 5 phase Gut Goddess method:

 

The mind: dissolve fear to rebuild trust.

 

Where healing doesn't cost you your mental health. Unravel the beliefs quietly sabotaging your healing behind the scenes — all the swirly spirals, fears, the "am I doing enough" loop, the lie that healing = restriction. Build your Belief Bank: a personal framework for guiding health decisions from peace, not pressure — with no outside guru required so you can finally lead your healing, your way. 

The message: see the wisdom in symptoms.

 

Turn confusion into clarity. Symptoms stop being problems and start becoming important data and messages. Using the Beyond Labs and Symptom Story Method, learn to read symptoms like a language — patterns, timing, the why behind all of it. So that when a symptom shows up, you get curious instead of confused — having a framework to actually 'listen to your body', see what it's saying, why it's showing up now, and what it needs (no it's not another detox or to cut more foods). 

The meal: end elimination diets and eat everything.

 

Bye to rigid diets, complex meal plans and good/bad food lists with the Eat Everything Era framework, 5 essential gut healing nutrition principles every gut healing diet missed — without the pressure of how "clean" your diet is or more to avoid. You'll learn a way of nourishing your gut that's enjoyable enough to do forever. Customizable to your diagnosis, symptoms, food sensitivities, budget, busiest weeks and cultural favs. Expand your diet while your symptoms resolve — heal your gut with every meal, even while hundreds of miles away from a health food store or ordering takeout. 

The movement: sync the whole digestive system to resolve multiple symptoms.

 

Where every supplement, food list or protocol you've pieced together gets streamlined. The Brain to Bottom Blueprint teaches you how to rebuild and heal the digestive system from the brain down  addressing your nervous system, stomach acid, thyroid, bile, liver, gut bacteria, all in the right order — using gentle diet, lifestyle and supplement shifts. This is how multiple symptoms fade away at once, no cutting carbs, parasite cleanses or kill protocol required.

The magic: break free from the wellness bubble.

 

Where healing doesn't cost you your life. Reintroduce every food that scared or flared you with the Food Freedom Framework. Develop strategies to travel without a suitcase of supplements, sip mimosas at brunch without nursing a flare after. Walk away with a plan for all the real life stuff your last protocol told you would derail you — work stress, divorce, spontaneous plans, moving countries, eating out — so you confidently continue healing through holidays, hectic weeks and messy seasons of life. 

This is exactly what I need, take me to the next step →

Everything inside Gut Goddess:

  • 12 LIVE Sessions over 5 weeks 
    • (6) Trainings — Every phase, broken down into bite size chunks with equal parts teaching + discussion so you leave inspired AND with practical, customized next steps to take the same day. ($2,000 value)

    • (2) Guest Speaker Deep Dives — Experts in the somatic/nervous system and functional medicine space speaking on the most requested topics. ($700 value)
    • (3) Live Q&A Calls — Bring your biggest sticking points and lingering questions we break down in real time. Leave with clarity, confidence to make moves and an exhale knowing none of this requires a life re-haul or insane detox. ($900 value)
    • (1) The 'What's Next' Workshop A full session dedicated to mapping out what happens after Gut Goddess. Walk away with your own 6–12 month roadmap that turns everything you've learned into the last gut protocol you'll need. ($300 value)

    • All calls are recorded and uploaded within 24 hrs
  • The Gut Goddess Workbook - Every framework and resource I've refined the last 5 years, in one place. Meal ideas, nervous system guide, supplement strategies, food reintroduction plans and more to easily reference when you need. So you can finally listen to crime podcasts instead of health ones. ($500 value)

  •  The BONUS Gut Goddess vault: 

    • The Oh Shit Kit Your gut flare-up toolbox (cute, downloadable, comes in clutch). The 3-step method to quiet the swirly spiral, soothe your symptoms, and turn a breakdown into a breakthrough. ($150 value)
    • Peace with Pizza A bonus training designed to unravel the food fear that's keeps your diet shrinking and your gut fragile. The full P.I.Z.Z.A. framework that goes 10x deeper than ‘regulate more then eat some cheese’ so you can eat freely without the swirly food chatter (yes even with real pizza one day) ($150 value)

    • Healing and Headed Anywhere — All the strategy to turn the trip you've postponed, micromanaged or survived into something that’s part of your gut healing plan, no more choosing between healing or going places. ($150 value)

let's gooooo!
When and How Gut Goddess works:
  • Doors for waitlisters open: Wednesday, September 30th @ 9am Mountain (48 hrs only)  
  • Doors for public open: Friday, October 2nd @ 9am 
  • Accelerator dates: Monday, October 12th - Friday, November 13th 
  • (10) Live call times: Tuesdays & Thursdays @ 5 - 7 pm mountain time 
  • (2) Bonus Guest Trainings: TBD
  • Can't make it live? Every session is professionally recorded and in your portal within 24 hours (with lifetime access to everything inside Gut Goddess)

Big groups? nah.

 

This isn't a cohort of 111 people with pre-recorded videos and a complicated meal plan where I wave goodbye and call it a day.

The biggest 'wow, I can't remember the last time I had a flare and I'm eating dessert again' shifts happen in genuine conversation, not in a Slack channel with 50 strangers. 

That's why this cohort is capped at 20 people. 

Not artificial scarcity but intentional intimacy so you get the support, personalization and time you need.

The Investment:

fall 2026

PAYMENT PLAN

$685/month x 3

 

get me on the waitlist for next round!
fall 2026

PAY IN FULL

 $1900

 

get me on the waitlist for next round!

Gut Goddess runs 2x per year. As the program grows in depth and results, so will the investment. This is the most accessible price Gut Goddess will be offered.

Questions?

This isn't for everyone.

But if you've been nodding this whole time, feeling the exhale of a new, refreshing approach to gu healing, here's where the road splits.

Keep testing, cutting, detoxing, managing. Some relief, but a protocol you couldn't fathom doing forever and a gut that relies on you being 100% "on" protocol.

Or burn it down and do this completely differently. Expand your diet, see the wisdom in symptoms, build a gut that heals without micromanaging and start living a life that doesn't revolve around healing, so healing can happen.

One path keeps you where you are.

The other is what we do inside Gut Goddess.

You in?

FALL 2026

PAYMENT PLAN

$685/month x 3

 

get me on the waitlist for next round!
FALL 2026

PAY IN FULL

 $1900

 

get me on the waitlist for next round!

This is the most accessible price Gut Goddess will be offered. As the program grows in depth and results, so will the investment.

I'M IN, TAKE ME TO CHECKOUT!